Really? This is right up there with the name of the person who runs Food for the Poor: Robin Mafood...or Bill Geyser the plumber, or Father B. Maturin who wrote Self Knowledge and Self Discipline: How to Know and Govern Yourself. No lie. But Fern-ass Landscaping? I saw this on a truck, barreling past me the other way as I came swinging out of one of the infernal round-a-bouts. I tried for awhile to see what it might sound like in Australian- "FUHRN-ahss" or "Fuhrn-AhSS" but I couldn't excuse it based on accent. Then I felt kind of sorry for them...it is like having a big ink stain on the back of your pants for an interview. Or it makes them unforgettable. Fine line at the best of times. Disturbing visuals, too.
I think someone doesn't know their French...or English. This store is pathetically trying to be cool, I am sure, or they really don't know any other languages and are hoping no one else does, either.
I don't think "nab" is a good name for a bank. It's our bank. Uh oh.
I can't.
And finally: Here I am in Bolivia in the 80s testing a weeping statue in a CAT scan:
No. That's not me. Or is it? Was I there? Help.
Tami, you've been so many places that it seems entirely plausible that you may have been CAT scanning statues in Bolivia at some point.
ReplyDelete...and now it is possible that I might have completely forgot it.
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